London Tax

I paid my london tax this week, in the shape of my brand new pride and joy, my Nimbus 20 folding bicycle. Stolen from outside my office, during the 2 hours I was in the pub.
To be realistic, it is foolish to lock your shiny bicycle in a mildly seedy corner of london using the bicycle lock which came as a "free gift" with purchase. I should have left it in the office, or taken it to the pub.
However, not to be beaten, my new shiny nimbus 20 should arrive on Tuesday. Complete with bag to disguise it's bikeiness, when I choose to take it drinking.